Dear Neglected Journal,
Since I last wrote I have done many things. Here, I should just mention that I went to Portugal and enjoyed a mostly-wonderful YAPC::Europe.
Somehow I've ended up agreeing to give twice the number of talks I offered at the Nordic Perl Workshop.
But you don't care about that. You want to know what you would do if you ever found yourself as a Perl monger stranded half way between London and Birmingham in England.
Naturally, you would join the fresh, new Milton Keynes Perl Mongers group. We're officially Buckinghamshire's most friendly, exciting Perl group.
We'll do the usual things: learning lots about Perl while enjoying ourselves. Join us!
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