P.S: I'm serious about working with you. Please do the favor of acknowledging this email, even if you've already selected someone else, so that I know you recieved it. I think a one minute reply is a reasonable request given this personalized cover letter. Thank you.
No reply. Typical. Almost two weeks letter, I send:
Hey, I haven't heard from you. What's up with that? Are you having trouble getting ahold of me? Looking for more SIP experience? Am I overqualified? Underqualified? It blows my mind I can spend an hour a day writing coverletters and get nothing more than a mass-cc'd poorly written Perl quiz every month or so in reply. I know the response from jobs.perl.org can be overwheling (I've hired from there in the past - I know), but, c'mon, I'm local to you. I wrote a book. I help coordinate the local Perl Users Group meetings. Pay attention to me! =P
Okay, now for the "observations".
These observations are a "note to self"
type thing, and not directly based on the
The question plaging my mind, is, given my
(largely relatively new found) qualifications,
why wouldn't people want to even consider me
Or, why are they so eager to burn bridges with
What Perl employers want from Perl employees, or, why these people use Perl at all: They use Perl because Perl programmers are submissive, docile, and eager. They have no concept of productivity and have no means by which to judge it and frankly, it isn't all that much of a priority anyway, not compared to the matter of control. Let me be clear: most Perl employers want to dominate employees. But this makes for idiotic, brain-dead, technophobic companies that can't make money off of any technical or employee skill level. Java employers, on the other hand, pay huge sums of money to their collective employee pool (as Java programmers demand more money and more Java programmers are required - almost every Java program is a team effort). Java programmers have their own lingo of project management, design, refactoring, architecture, and so on, making discussion of development a thoroughly technical process management can't participlate in, so management delegates technical tasks and decisions to the Java programmers. This a complete worse is better" arrangement. And, before you'll accept techies running the show, you'll have to become non-technophobic. All of the little Perl-using outfits I've run into job hunting are completely technophobic. And the dot com boom of course made these little business-wanna-be-tech companies more technophobic.
I guess this doesn't make Java actually technically superior, but it does make it more socially appropriate.
Usual shtick. If you have a comment, email me at email@example.com, and if by some miracle it happens to be on-topic (not that that has ever happened), I'll quote you.