As you can clearly see, eBay has a "huge selection" of "discount Perl Programmers".
Seriously, though, these "I counted the number
of jobs on a job site that have the world Perl
in them and then counted the number that have
Java in them and more have Perl" sorry excuses
for studies are failing to take into account
that the jobs mentioning Perl almost never
have Perl as a primarily skill.
See for yourself.
I won't even bore you with numbers.