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Schwern can destroy CPAN at his whim.

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Thursday March 25, 2010
10:45 PM

Some Facts About Schwern

[ #40271 ]

Open Source Bridge requested that I improve my bio, so I decided to share some facts about myself...

Schwern has a copy of Perl 6, he lets Larry Wall borrow it and take notes.

Schwern once sneezed into a microphone and the text-to-speech conversion was a regex that turns crap into gold.

Damian Conway and Schwern once had an arm wrestling contest. The superposition still hasn’t collapsed.

Schwern was the keynote speaker at the first YAPC::Mars.

When Schwern runs a smoke test, the fire department is notified.

Dan Brown analyzed a JAPH Schwern wrote and discovered it contained the Bible.

Schwern writes Perl code that writes Makefiles that write shell scripts on VMS.

Schwern does not commit to master, master commits to Schwern.

SETI broadcast some of Schwern’s Perl code into space. 8 years later they got a reply thanking them for the improved hyper drive plans.

Schwern once accidentally typed “git pull —hard” and dragged Github’s server room 10 miles.

There are no free namespaces on CPAN, there are just modules Schwern has not written yet.

Perl's threads are implemented with a single strand of Schwern's hair.

"Schwern" cmp "Chuck Norris" will cause Perl to segfault rather than try to compare them.

Schwern’s tears are said to cure cancer, unfortunately his Perl code gives it right back.

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