In a fit of snideness on p5p, I said this:
As long as we're talking platitudes, why don't we just say you never have to
upgrade! In fact, you never even have to install the software, magic ponies
inside your computer will just know when you need it and go get it for you. 
Also everyone gets a million dollars and a pet dragon.
 I anticipate the Acme::Magic::Pony auto-installer on CPAN by Monday.
Sure enough, in less than 24 hours: Acme::Magic::Pony by Jeff Lavallee.
I must use my power over CPAN for good.
Now where's my pet dragon?