I want to work at the Hardware Obfuscation Department at Apple that makes laptops OBSCENELY difficult to take apart. I want to select twenty different types of screws to use in a single machine. I want to develop new and interesting layers of plastic clips that are impossible to get apart without stressing something. I want to bury the hard drive so deep in the casing that it takes three days to replace it. I want to do all this and more.
I want the folks at Apple Warranty Repair to believe this is a purely hypothetical rant.