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Wednesday May 28, 2003
02:44 AM

from the Warranty Violation Division

[ #12473 ]

I want to work at the Hardware Obfuscation Department at Apple that makes laptops OBSCENELY difficult to take apart. I want to select twenty different types of screws to use in a single machine. I want to develop new and interesting layers of plastic clips that are impossible to get apart without stressing something. I want to bury the hard drive so deep in the casing that it takes three days to replace it. I want to do all this and more.

I want the folks at Apple Warranty Repair to believe this is a purely hypothetical rant.

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