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runrig (3385)

runrig
  dougwNO@SPAMcpan.org

Just another perl hacker somewhere near Disneyland

I have this homenode [perlmonks.org] of little consequence on Perl Monks [perlmonks.org] that you probably have no interest in whatsoever.

I also have some modules [cpan.org] on CPAN [cpan.org] some of which are marginally [cpan.org] more [cpan.org] useful [cpan.org] than others.

Journal of runrig (3385)

Thursday June 17, 2004
04:03 PM

Banjo Q/A

[ #19330 ]
  • Q: How can you tell when a banjo is in perfect pitch?
    A: When it lands in the middle of the bonfire.
  • Q: Why does a banjo player keep his picks on the dashboard of the car?
    A: So (s?)he can park in the handicapped zone.
  • Q: What's the difference between a mutual bond and a banjo player?
    A: A mutual bond matures, and eventually makes money.

Bela Fleck was on Music Choice last night (it's on a local channel here, and they'll probably play it a dozen more times). He was touring with bassist Edgar Meyer playing mostly classical music. Several times throughout the show, they would show Bela listening "appreciatively" while a stagehand told banjo jokes. :)

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