So, I lost my phone. Honestly, I think it was stolen. Whatever! I'm mostly over it.
True to my word, I did not go for another Nokia. I preferred the interface on my old Motorola v180. You know, the speed dial alone was far, far better. On the Motorola, I can assign digit strings to people, then press the digits and pound to bring up that number. This lets me make my dad, say, 9, and his cell phone 99. Both are then easy to dial. On the Nokia, I only got nine slots, they were more annoying to use, and they were harder to configure.
Nokia's buttons might have been as configurable, if only it had a newer version of the firmware... but I digress. Now I have a V3 RAZR, and so does Gloria. Hers is pink. Mine is not.
It took me a little while to get dial-up networking through my phone, but in the end I got it working. The on-line configurator gave me advice to do things that were not possible ("click on this menu item, which does not exist") and the customer service rep I got was equally unhelpful. Finally, while she read the useless web instructions to me over the phone, I jiggered with and poked at the setup until it worked.
Unfortunately, getting it to work involved -- if I used T-Mobile's suggestion -- bringing up a terminal window and typing in ATDT and such. There were some scripts for the RAZR on the web, but none of them worked quite right. I found myself editing them, working in the strange language of dial-up scripting.
! Configure the phone
matchstr 1 5 "OK\13\10"
matchstr 2 101 "ERROR\13\10"
With that working, my address book synced, and my account reactived, I was almost done. All that remained was to get Google SMS working.
Quite some time ago, I had some stupid problems with scammerly charges on my phone. Recently, it happened again. I called in to have it taken care of, and was told that numbers couldn't be blacklisted -- just like I was told last time, until I was told otherwise.
I said that I would just go to a company that could fix this problem, and was of course elevated to Tier 2... and Tier 2 told me that of course they could blacklist the new charges. These charges were from Jamster. The CSR said, "I see there are also some messages from Google. I'll go ahead and block those, too..."
"No, no!" I cried. "I use those all the time. They're free, and they're imporant to me." She said that she would not block Google, and that I was right, it was free. Promptly thereafter, my phone went AWOL.
Of course, once I got a new phone, I found out that I couldn't use Google SMS anymore. No sooner would I send out a message to 46645 than I'd get a reply, "Access denied."
Tonight, I called in, worked my way up to tier two, and was told, "Oh, 46645 is also Jamster."
What? 46645 is for Google SMS. Except, she said, sometimes it's Jamster. How does that work? She couldn't say. My theory is pretty simple: she was full of shit.
Anyway, I asked her to remove the block, and she did. Now, when I send a message to GOOGL, I get no reply at all. I'll try again in the morning.
More annoying was the end of my conversation with Tier 1. Before he transferred me, he said, "You know, I see that you've been using text messaging, but you have no SMS plan. That will cost you ten cents per."
"Oh, no," I said, "I have T-Mobile Total Internet. That includes 300 SMS per month."
I was informed that I was misinformed, and I agreed to pay $5 per month to avoid overage charges. While on hold, though, I found the above link and got angry: why had this guy lied to me? Well, it turns out that there are two things called T-Mobile Total Internet. One is a plan, one is an add-on. The plan includes SMS. The add-on does not.
I suggested that having one name for two things was confusing. I got a heartfelt, "Uh huh." Well, I'll live. I have a working phone, I can use it for GPRS, and I might be able to SMS to Google tomorrow.