Something Awful ran an article about the national asset database and the things it should include. This included things like the Statue of Liberty, the Golden Gate Bridge (built with steel from Bethlehem), and Wawa. Specifically, "Wawa, Green Lake, PA."
See that picture they show? Check it out.
Then check out my picture of my Wawa. Those scumbags want the government to protect the wrong Wawa! DHS is going to send people out to send their stormtroopers out to Green Lake and meanwhile terrorists will destroy my Wawa!
I must quote the Wawa advertising: That's my Wawa!