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I'm a Perl coder living in Bethlehem, PA and working Philadelphia. I'm a philosopher and theologan by training, but I was shocked to learn upon my graduation that these skills don't have many associated careers. Now I write code.

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Tuesday June 07, 2005
12:03 PM

multipart/no-alternative spam

[ #25084 ]

Dear Spammers,

I understand that you're in a hurry to convince me to buy C$ALIS SOFTTAB, apparently of the caucasian variety. I know that you think that I will only be convinced if I see your picture of the tablets.

Still, maybe you could refrain from being rude to me when I read my mail with mutt. Every time I open up spam and find, "Get a capable html e-mailer," I die a little bit inside.

-- rjbs

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  • Every time I (bother) to open a spam and read something like that, I fall over laughing. I love things that evaluate to "You didn't let me force my ad on you, therefore you are a bad person."