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quidity (1296)

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A relapsing reformed physicist.

Journal of quidity (1296)

Wednesday February 08, 2006
09:15 PM

1.0 + 1

[ #28628 ]

Er, no. Web2.0: for all your blog searching photosharing social
nerdworking needs. Find out who's out to get you, out to get people
like you, where they are and WHAT THEY'RE BUYING.

I predict that none of the following will become global superstars or
last beyond the next media droolfest:

Goowy: Portal meets calendar, one less ! than Yahoo.
  Email: "Through a fun and unique interface"
  Leveraging web technologies to make you live2.0.

Kaboodle: price compare WITH YOUR FRIENDS!
  Shopping: made social
  Soapstone hippos and Halter Tops - Memes you can shop for!

Loomia: podcasts in YOUR EARS in YOUR FACE
  Radio you never knew you needed to hear.
  Media seach that google will do better.

Meetro: people you don't know are near you!
  Stalking with a technical twist.
  No spyware! No adware! No purpose! No point!

Riya: blackmail was never so much fun!
  Pictures of friends, pictures of foes, never forget to frame a face again!
  Orwell in your own home.

Sphere: "in stealth mode"
  Searching blogs because you need to waste time in a timely fashion.

Tailrank: power to the law!
  Blogs you won't read but ordered by us

Wink: nudge nudge THEY'RE LYING TO YOU but we won't because you don't.
  See what paranoics like YOU are fearing TODAY.

Writely: what you see is what we web
  Trust us, they're your thoughts!
  Tell your friends, force them into our clunky interface.

Bubbleshare: You have bubbles, they want bubbles, share your bubbles!
  Photo store and share because someone has to.
  Not that anyone else thought of this, no.

Dogster: Dogs need Blogs too!
  No, they really don't.

Flock: because firefox, oh, yeah, SIMPSONS ALREADY DID IT

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