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Friday August 03, 2007
11:02 AM

National Offense Day

[ #33978 ]

I declare the last Friday in August, ever year, to be National Offense Day. This year it will be August 31st.

On this day, you will take offense at everything. And thereby, hopefully, get it out of your system.

So, for example, you would take offense at this journal entry, saying I am destroying America by encouraging people to be offensive, or perhaps by diluting the importance that offense has in holding together the fabric of society.

And so on.

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  • Only someone as offensive as you could have come up with such an offensive idea!
    • That's the spirit!
      • Can we start early?

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        J. David works really hard, has a passion for writing good software, and knows many of the world's best Perl programmers
        • Can we start early?

          Sure, but I just don't want you to get burned out before the big day.
          • Your stated purpose of the big day seems to be to get everybody burned out, actually.

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            J. David works really hard, has a passion for writing good software, and knows many of the world's best Perl programmers
            • Yes, which is why you shouldn't get burned out beforehand!
              • I'm going to be highly offended if this turns out to be my twins' birthday.

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                J. David works really hard, has a passion for writing good software, and knows many of the world's best Perl programmers