Some of my moving boxes say "PESACANE - FBI DIRECTOR" on them. This is curious, and a bit ph33r-y. Could these boxes have graced the office of some former high-up government official, or assistant? Are listening devices embedded in the cardboard?
A Google search for those three words turns up nothing, but offers "pisacane" as an alternative spelling, which tells us about Catherine Pisacane, FBI (Fun Beyond Imagination) Director for Dover-Sherborn Regional Schools.
I don't know what is scarier: the prospect of having a box from the Federal Bureau of Investigation, or that the previous owner of this box can be found so easily. Or that someone thought it was a good idea to name an afterschool program "Fun Beyond Imagination" (and it is too late to get your application in; it was due May 2).