It's bad enough when the spam thinks that I'm poor and can't pay my bills. I've become used to spam thinking that I need to pack a bit more between my legs, or to please my woman more. It doesn't even bother me when spam suggests that my breasts could be larger.
But today, they started with name-calling:
Subject: fat pig, plz keep fit
That's just uncalled for. Doesn't <firstname.lastname@example.org> realize I have feelings, too?