Some pimp has just e-mailed me at work. He says:
I just tried to get hold of you through your switch board but had no luck, hence my email.
Firewall win. I have a phone on my desk. (This may or may not be company policy. If it is, then I'm in compliance.) But it's not plugged in. If it has a number allocated, then I don't know it. But I suspect that it doesn't.
Which all works very well, as anyone who actually needs to contact me is in shouting
^Wwalking distance. Plus there's e-mail and work IRC. Confuses the hell out of the pimps though.