Mr Obama drank a Bud Light, Mr Gates a Sam Adams Light, Sgt Crowley a Blue Moon, and Mr Biden a non-alcoholic Buckler.
One of these things is not like the other. But I'm not sure which. I initially assumed:
Not Beer <-- Bud Light -- Buckler -- Sam Adams Light -- Blue Moon --> Beer
Bud Light <-- Not Beer -- Buckler -- Sam Adams Light -- Blue Moon --> Beer
but then it turns out that Buckler is owned by Heineken International, so I'm not sure. Also, whilst I've tried and quite like Sam Adams, I've no idea whether Sam Adams Light is comparable, or vile. And, heck, Blue Moon, it seems, is from Coors, but knows that would damage its credibility, so tries to hide it.
I don't know. There is decent American beer, but why does everyone try hide it?