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Saturday March 07, 2009
11:38 AM

Lawn mown, war on terror resumed.

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Today was the first lawn mowing of the new year. I also resumed the war on terror. Some of the terrorists* had tap roots that wouldn't be out of place on a carrot, but were hiding under scruffy green foliage with a surface area more like a dasiy's leaves.

* I don't like dandelions. But given that it's now official government policy to call anything you don't like** a terrorist, I see clear precedent that allows me to describe the yellow peril as such.

** spot the odd one out. I was stuck - I'm sure there must be a fourth prominent example of scope creep on terrorism laws, but I couldn't find anything.

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