Today was the first lawn mowing of the new year. I also resumed the war on terror. Some of the terrorists* had tap roots that wouldn't be out of place on a carrot, but were hiding under scruffy green foliage with a surface area more like a dasiy's leaves.
** spot the odd one out. I was stuck - I'm sure there must be a fourth prominent example of scope creep on terrorism laws, but I couldn't find anything.