While booking my flights to The German Perl Workshop with sleasyjet I noticed that those orange rogues have figured out another wheeze to part you from your money. For the princely sum of £5 each way* you can be called first. Clearly this isn't quite pedantically correct - you are unlikely to be the only individual called first, it's more that you'll be in a group (maybe not a very exclusive or even small group) called together, before the hoi-poloi. What a nice little earner.
* at least for this trip