On Monday I tendered my resignation from my current job. I'm on three months' notice, and I've tried to ensure as smooth a handover as possible by giving them almost four months' notice. Anyway, my current CV is out of date (doesn't even show my current job), so I guess I need to update it.
They say laziness is a virtue, so here's a first draft
It has it's merits (Score:4, Funny)
It's snappy and to the point, I'd hire you..... ;-)
BUT it doesn't say that you have/are/can:
Or indeed any of the range of crap that HR put on job descriptions....
-- "It's not magic, it's work..."
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After a few months of being pumpkin (Score:4, Interesting)
you may just wish for that job to come back :) I'd say congrats and enjoy your time off but there'd have to be a remorseless cackle in there somewhere :)
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