use Perl

Excluding bounces, currently I'm getting .8 per minute. .8 Meg of incoming e-mail per minute that is. Boy am I glad that my mail is spooled on a private machine with 3G free space on the mailspool, and serious bandwidth.

Anyway, on my previous scale I'd be clocking $800/minute. Would the combined effects worldwide have made Microsoft bankrupt yet? And what would $50,000,000,000 of loose change suddenly burning holes in people's pockets do? Builders' wages would sky-rocket, private carribean islands would have longer waiting lists than the NHS, and contract rates would jump, based on the massive cut in people needing to look for work.