The Register reports a piece of opposition spin that Tony Blair has no e-mail address. Thinking that this is discraceful, they've helpfully set him up with a hotmail account. So I started wondering what sort of spam he'll soon be getting. Maybe something like this
$$$ Make Mushrooms Fast $$$
We have the answer. Here's how to do it without any pesky double dealing arms traders, nosey weapons inspectors, or self righteous foreign powers being any the wiser.
Just send 1g of weapons grade plutonium to the address at the top of this list. Do it discretely, in a lead lined jiffy bag so as not to arouse any suspicions. Next delete that address from the list, move all the others up by one, and then put your own address at the bottom of the list. Finally pass this message on to 6 of your friends (or enemies). That's it! Soon you'll have enough plutonium rolling in to go critical.
Here's the list that leads to liberty: