So I'm switching to Ruby. Not only does it have coolervideos but when have you ever seen a Perl programmer with a glamour shot in Wired magazine. Perl is a dead-end language (the PHP croud has been saying that for years and their language is awesome!) and the only way I'm going to get noticed is if I switch to Ruby, but not just plain ol' Ruby. My career will be On Rails!
Look out Wired Magazine, I'm way hotter than David Hansson.