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mdxi (4658)

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Saturday May 07, 2005
12:16 AM

Lez Be Friends

[ #24574 ]

[00:22:07] me : what's she doing in africa?
[00:22:21] friend: some kind of activist something
[00:22:27] friend: then she's going to europe
[00:22:30] friend: for vacation
[00:22:37] me : well lah-tee-dah
[00:22:39] friend: then home to calli til the fall
[00:22:41] friend: no shit
[00:22:49] friend: alice's not exactly hard up for money
[00:22:57] friend: at least for parental support
[00:23:24] me : i wish i was a sexy, headstrong, globe-trotting, lesbian activist/stripper
[00:23:30] friend: ME TOOOOO
[00:23:38] friend: i don't think alice's a stripper. yet.
[00:23:47] me: oh. was she doing a stripper?
[00:23:47] friend: she was considering it at one point
[00:23:58] me : i know i got that mixed in there from somewhere...
[00:24:03] friend: she was all into a stripper/activist
[00:24:06] me : ahhh
[00:24:08] me : okay
[00:24:10] friend: but they never did it
[00:24:12] friend: just friends
[00:24:24] friend: and it turns out it wasn't her that danced for me last week
[00:24:40] friend: it was a different stripper/activist who hangs with the same crowd
[00:24:45] friend: see if you can follow this:
[00:24:52] me : wow. a gang of stripper/activists
[00:24:56] me : that's very Russ Meyer
[00:24:59] friend: wait, this is too good
[00:25:02] friend: here goes
[00:25:18] friend: alice was into christine, who is a stripper/activist
[00:25:28] friend: christine is best friends with sarah
[00:25:36] friend: sarah lives with brandy
[00:25:41] friend: and brandy works with me
[00:25:55] friend: brandy, btw, recently suggested i should hook up with alice, which i found interesting
[00:25:57] friend: at any rate
[00:26:06] friend: sarah, brandy's roommate,
[00:26:11] friend: went on a date with MY roommate yesterday
[00:26:16] friend: you still with me?
[00:26:22] me : ...WHO MURDERED PROFESSOR PLUM, IN THE CONSERVATORY, WITH THE CANDLESTICK
[00:26:47] friend: yeah, welcome to the queer progressive women community in atlanta
[00:26:51] friend: it's fucking TINY
[00:26:59] friend: and we all fucking know eachother
[00:27:03] friend: it's scary
[00:27:12] friend: yet somehow i'm not fucking getting laid
[00:27:19] friend: and everyone else is humping away

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