K and I were just searching orkut for people to make fun of. One of the random people who turned up was a Japanese woman whose website consisted of nothing but reams of light-green-on-white text and some pictures of her lunches.
One of the pictures was of what we now believe to be a breaded chicken cutlet sandwich, viewed end-on (from the side) but my initial misidentification caused this:
ME: What's that, a Japanese hot dog?
K: No, it's a sandwich.
K: Heh. Japanese hot dog. Can you imagine what they'd put on there?
ME: And cole slaw.
K: And nori.
ME: And wasabi. And it would be WRAPPED in nori.
K: And the bun would be...
K (holding hands 6 inches apart): And it'd be like this big around!
This probably isn't funny unless you've seen the results of the Japanification of Western foods. Oh well.