You arguably make the most powerful general-purpose computing engines on Earth, the zSeries machines. Your POWER4 architecture has been a runaway success, both in its own right and in the form of the PPC970 (G5). The POWER5 looks even better. You designed and fab the chip that powers the Gamecube. You're going to be making the PS3's "Cell" CPU, as well as the chips for the next-gen Nintendo console *and* the XBOX 2.
So why, why oh why, are you still pimping those goddamned xSeries Xeon based servers?