"...yeah it's really cutting edge stuff...we're pulling XML off the Access database..."
"No, I'm MIS...Management Information Systems...it's like high-level analysis stuff...who wants to be programming all day? Leave that for the geeks..."
"Yeah I'm looking for a company that'll be really flexible about time, where I can really have fun..."
I don't think I've ever wanted to punch a naive motherfucker in the face so bad.