and maintainer of:
Apparently I am evil, everyday when I come home from work my son shouts
THE EVIL ONES ARE COMING
and then he beats me with a sword and run of before I can do anything about it.
The worst attacks is when he is bit slow, so I have the time to bend down to untie my shoes, this mean that my back and head are totally open, when the engagement takes place.
I am considering bringing a shield with me to work.