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jonasbn (1153)

jonasbn
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Perl Programmer located in Copenhagen, Denmark. Active member of Copenhagen Perl Mongers.

Author of:

  • Business::DK::CPR
  • Business::DK::CVR
  • Business::DK::PO
  • Business::OnlinePayment::CashCow
  • Date::Holidays
  • Date::Holidays::Abstract
  • Date::Holidays::Super
  • Date::Pregnancy
  • Games::Bingo
  • Games::Bingo::Bot
  • Games::Bingo::Print
  • Module::Info::File
  • Module::Template::Setup
  • Test::Timer

and maintainer of:

  • Tie::Tools
  • XML::Conf
  • Workflow

Journal of jonasbn (1153)

Monday July 09, 2007
04:29 AM

National Information Bureau

[ #33753 ]

Finally my profile on a new and upcoming social software gave a result.

I have just been offered a long time relationship with a 21 year old female, Miss Angela.

Apparently the social software is also used by 'National Information Bureau' and she had seen my profile there.

She does not describe her looks or where she lives in detail, but she is loaded since her father was the financial controller to the Common Wealth North African Region and that paid extremely well, so Angela as is the beneficiary of 14.5 Million GBP.

You can see my profile here and you can see the mail from Angela here.

Too bad she did not notice Date::Pregnancy, perhaps the databases of National Information Bureau are not complete - or perhaps she did.

I wonder what mails the authors of Sex and Acme::Pr0n::Automate get?

And what my wife it going to say about all this...

And what exactly is the National Information Bureau?

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