A group of overweight Americans have sued several US fast food giants accusing them of knowingly serving meals that cause obesity and disease.
--BBC News
I can't even muster a wiseass remark about the shear stupidity and lack of self-awareness the subjects of this article radiate. For the love of sweet Christ, how the hell does one eat at McDonald's and not feel the arteries harden? Having battled my own weight problems, I can tell you how hard it is to find food that won't expand your wasteline. Here's a hint: stop patronizing fast food restaurants.
Jesus f*cking Christ in a pink sweater in July, this is the very definition of inane.
Suing fast food industry (Score:2)
Hmm... (Score:2, Insightful)
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True, but tobacco is generally considererd more addictive than BigMacs[tm].
-Dom
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I'm gonna sue several major gyms (Score:4, Funny)
...their deceptive advertising lead me to expect that I would
find many busty women in tight revealing outfits flexing and
bouncing at their establishments. Of course, if this were true,
I would enjoy working out for an hour each day.
On this assumption, I've increased my caloric intake well beyond
my current metabolic needs, knowing that I would enjoy the work
necessary to counter the resulting weight gain.
After searching in vain for a gym with as-advertised features,
I'm convinced that their bait-and-switch tactics are part of
a wide-spread conspiracy against hetero/bi-men and homo/bi-women
to get us to gain weight and die of associated morbidities.
I'm gonna sue. Gimme my eye candy, or give me cash, or suck the
lard from my fat ass, m'kay?
-matt
(toungue in cheek, just in case the humor wasn't clear)
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