The Cubs win their division, and balance must be maintained. As I wrote early this morning:
For one night, everything is right with the universe. I fully expect a meteor to crash into earth tomorrow and snuff out all life.
I was wrong, of course. A division title equals a block of houses. If the Cubs win the pennant, expect a meteor to wipe out an entire country. And a World Series?
No, it was the Cubbies... (Score:2, Funny)