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In Africa, beauty pagent contestants carbo-load before the contest so they look round and healthy instead of a victim of a famine like the white girls in fashion magazines. :)
Victim of a famine or victim of a drive-by heroin injection? It's so hard to tell anymore.
I feel I really must point out that you're actually not fat. Seriously. I think it's strange that you seem to think this.
I'm not fat: I'm big-boned, mom says.
Gosh, I don't think that came out right...
With the rotund bear and the caption along the lines of `Harvey grew uncomfortable when the other bears stared at his enormous deer gut'.
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