I have released my first CPAN module. Huzzah!
Of course, it has exactly one line of real code, and still it took me about four hours to get it done, what with fucking up the POD, getting confused about the tests (thanks Andy!), and forgotting to read the base class's docs to realize what my module should be returning.
Oh, and then releasing it, only to discover minutes later that I had a big error in the docs as a result of cutting-and-pasting from a similar module. Grr.
Anyway, it's my first module! And more in this extraordinarily simple vein will be coming, before I turn my not-considerable talents to something more useful.