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J. David Blackstone has a Bachelor of Science in Computer Science and Engineering and nine years of experience at a wireless telecommunications company, where he learned Perl and never looked back. J. David has an advantage in that he works really hard, he has a passion for writing good software, and he knows many of the world's best Perl programmers.

Journal of jdavidb (1361)

Wednesday July 27, 2005
08:12 AM

Breasts

[ #25903 ]

She fought back.

I think it's only fair that if airline screeners get to grab passengers' breasts they get to grab back.

Oh, and apparently it makes it okay to touch someone's breasts if you use the back of your hand. I'm very tempted to make a misogynistic comment here, which would really be intended to highlight the way in which this standard could be perceived as absurd, but I will refrain. My wife wouldn't want me backhanding any other women's breasts, anyway.

What exactly was a 62 year old woman going to do on the plane?

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  • I much enjoyed the journal entry by Penn Gillette [pennandteller.com] when a security guard grabbed his crotch under similar circumstances in 2002.

    Quote:

    I said that I had talked to two lawyers and they said it was really a weird case because no one knows if he can be charged with assault and battery while working in that job. But I told her, that some of my lawyer friends really wanted to find out. She said, "Well, we're very new to this job . . ." and I said, "Yeah, so we need these test cases to find out where you stand

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    -DA [coder.com]

  • It only takes a few honest security personnel to ruin the fun for all the rest. If that one had lied and said the passenger was "acting erratic", she'd be in prison, and we could get on with all the federally-mandated gropage!
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    You are what you think.