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Just a simple [cpan.org] guy, hacking Perl for fun and profit since way back in the last millenium. You may find me hanging around in the monestary [perlmonks.org].

What am I working on right now? Probably the Sprog project [sourceforge.net].

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Journal of grantm (164)

Thursday August 18, 2005
10:41 PM

From the kitchen

[ #26361 ]

Our fridge at $work is covered words from the Perl poetry collection. Mixed in with that, we also have words from a similar but coffee-themed poetry product which came with the bulk coffee order. Someone has combined them to come up with this gem:

BEGIN with early coffee else kill rand someone

On a related note ... while waiting for a real coffee to brew this morning, I noticed the following instructions on the side of the giant can of Nescafe instant coffee:

Recommended Quantities: For 1 cup use 1 teaspoon. For 10 cups use 4 tablespoons. For 295 cups use the whole can.

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