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Wednesday December 18, 2002
01:16 PM

Self-assessment for performance review

[ #9532 ]
I hate these things. I always blank on my skills and run out of space on my weaknesses. So I had some fun.

I replaced the column headings. They were somethinglike "Excellent", "Mostly Good", "Satisfactory", "Needs Improvement", "Problem", and "Unacceptable". Now they are "phat", "rockin'", "copacetic", "ruh-roh", "dude!" and "so boned".

I also added some rows for "Irony", "Triumph of pragmatism and realism over idealism and optimism", "Brutal honesty", "Appetite for destruction", and "Runs with scissors".

Beaurocratic terrorism. Yeah, baby.

--Nat

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  • HR, like the IRS, is infamous for their love of cunning irony and biting satire. Lucky you, the job market appears to be improving. ;-)
  • Don't forget "sex with pork products"!

    My Gawd, but I laughed at that entry!

    John