Now we're in Larry's keynote. Every slide is from the Lord of the Rings. The A/V just failed--he wanted to dim the lights and in the process of diddling with the high-tech A/V console the projector stopped working. So we're in dim light, IRCing and heckling Larry. The talk won't work without the pictures, so we're in a holding pattern.
Fortunately I'm recording all this awkward silence for posterity on my video camera