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Friday June 21, 2002
03:03 PM

Family Dialogue

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NAT is upstairs in the loft office, JENINE is downstairs in the living room with WILLIAM and RALEY.

Nat: Turn on the air condition, would ya? I'm fucking bakin'!

Jenine: Ok! And stop fucking bacon!

Nat: Yeah, wouldn't want my cock to have a coronary.

TIME PASSES

Jenine: Benadryl doesn't give you that soft soothed throat feeling that purple stuff does.

Nat: I got something that'll soothe your throat.

Jenine: I bet you do. Let's not talk about that in front of the kids.

Nat: Right, no elliptic fellatio references, but fucking bacon is just FINE!

--Nat

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  • Is that part of your treatment to MTV for "The Torkingtons"?
    • Hey, it could be a winner!

      Judging from the preview it's more vulgar than "the Osbournes", but it'll have that added bonus of not having to try to interpret Ozzie's mushmouth gibberish speaking.
      • I don't know...it beats watching grown adults S-P-E-L-L S-E-X in front of their kids as though they were taking the D-O-G for a W-A-L-K. :) I really hope this reality TV craze dies off soon.

        And Gnat, if you're hot now, I'm going to enjoy watching you scream like the wicked witch of the west in St. Louis while I marvel at just how mild the weather is :)