Now I've given you all suggestions for talks at OSCON, I'd like you to return the favour. I'd like to go to YAPC::Europe this year, as I haven't been since London. (And Jenine will kill me if I don't take her to Paris). Should I speak? If so, what would you like me to speak on? I know a lot about YAS, OSCON, O'Reilly, editing, and so on. I will have put the Perl Cookbook to bed by that stage. The one thing I don't want to speak about is the technical stuff in Perl 6--Damian, Larry, Allison, Dan, and others are the definitive sources there. I'm happy to talk about why managing Perl 6 is slightly preferable to slitting one's wrists with a ricin-drenched buzzsaw, however. Help!