Testing, testing . . .
Check, check, check.
Is this thing on? Ah, good. Hello there! Good to see you all out there. We've got a marvelous show for you tonight and . . . What? What do you mean they cancelled? Bloody hell. Well what else have we got? Is that it? OK, we're running with it.
Right, OK folks, we've got a new show for you! It involves farm animals and explosions and . . . What was that again? . . . and dancing boxes! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll think I'm insane to have this on my stage! And you'll be right.
One and all, I present to you: PIGGE version 0.1.1!
That's an awful low version number
. . . first time on stage? You handed me an act
that's never been on stage before?!? Oh man,
I have got to get out of this
business . . . I'll be ruined for
sure, I can tell already . . .