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I just watched Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (again). Kevin Smith is and outstanding writer; Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, and Dogma are fantastic. He excels at witty dialog, dick jokes and clever film references (such as the Death Star in Chasing Amy).

* sound of jarring plot change without a clutch *

Last night it snowed a couple of feet or so. I've never seen so much snow on the ground at one time. I was here for last winter but it was pretty mild snow wise. I left my car last night at Nate's house and trudged over. I then got to experience the joy of shovelling snow for the first time, it's surprising how something so light and fluffy can be so hard to shift. I really need to get some snow tires, doing a three-point turn in snow is pretty interesting without them.