I went to do my taxes at H&R Block. I owe $5300 this year. I can't afford to pay that. On a plus side I am due back $1500 from last year as I accidentally forgot to file.
While leaving, I saw the nice traffic cops giving my car a ticket. I ran down the road to discover getting $6.50 fine. Even better, they are coming to tow my car as my cousin got a $57 fine back in August that she never told me about. I managed to convince them that just taking my money is enough punishment and towing was unnecessary.
When I fix my W-4 and pay the right amount of taxes I'll be taking home $300 less a month. Fantastic.
My rent went up $50 this month but I forgot.
I've lost my glasses. I'm getting a headache trying to focus on the screen.