This one is for people who have spent way, way too much time on the web...like me.
Which website exposes the following facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.
The winner gets 75 Trivia Points and will officially be declared cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Google users will have their heads chopped off.
UPDATE: Looks like gav snuck in the answer just 2 minutes before exeunt (based on the timestamp). 75 Trivia Points for gav! gav is also officially declared "cool".
Hopefully, exeunt won't flip out.