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Sunday September 21, 2003
01:35 AM

Underworld Review

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Oh, dear lord, what a stink bomb. I had low expectations for this film, and it didn't even make those. If it weren't for Gigli this might very well be the worst film of the year. Flat plot, flat characters, flat direction, and over reliance on special effects and fight scenes. Kate Beckinsale, who appears to be the smallest person in the entire cast, is utterly unrealistic as a slayer and dull at the same time. But hey, at least we get a couple of close ups of her ass in a tight black suit, right?

El stinko.

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