I was wondering how much it would cost to get a <blink> tag added to cpan. Oh, not the whole thing, just individual module entries on the 'Recent' page perhaps. It would be a great way to generate interest in your module AND make people want to kill you at the same time!
Or perhaps we could add some cheesy elevator music that plays whenever you visit the site. How much is *that* worth to ya?
BTW, I'm saving up to change the color to *yellow*. MWAHAHAH!