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Sunday February 16, 2003
10:40 AM

Horrible Geek Jokes

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Ripped from Slashdot...

Q: Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?
A: Because 31 oct = 25 dec

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. It's working fine on my system.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?
A: To get to the same side

My pid is Inigo Montoya. You kill -9 my parent process. Prepare to vi.

I'm a dyslexic agnostic with insomnia... I lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog!

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