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Sunday February 16, 2003
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Horrible Geek Jokes
Ripped from Slashdot...
Q: Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?
A: Because 31 oct = 25 dec
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. It's working fine on my system.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?
A: To get to the same side
My pid is Inigo Montoya. You kill -9 my parent process. Prepare to vi.
I'm a dyslexic agnostic with insomnia... I lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog!
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The classic version is... (Score:3, Funny)
A: That's a hardware problem.
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Re:The classic version is... (Score:4, Funny)
Q: How many extreme programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two (Firstly to write the regression tests, then to declare that it's a hardware problem)
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Or of course:
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They just redefine the standard for light to be darkness.
Lightbulbs (Score:3, Funny)
Q: how many lisp programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: no.
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Re:Lightbulbs (Score:2, Funny)
Q: How many Lisp programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: A whole CAR full.
Re:Lightbulbs (Score:2)
Q: How many Lisp programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: ((((((1))))))