Q: Why is it that programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?
A: Because 31 oct = 25 dec
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. It's working fine on my system.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?
A: To get to the same side
My pid is Inigo Montoya. You kill -9 my parent process. Prepare to vi.
I'm a dyslexic agnostic with insomnia... I lie awake at night wondering if there really is a dog!