Sometimes virus emails make me smile with their increasingly desperate attempts to get me to open their payload.
For example, I just got this one.
From: "Post Office" <email@example.com>
Subject: RETURNED MAIL: SEE TRANSCRIPT FOR DETAILS
Date: Mon, 26 Jul 2004 15:35:22 +0200
X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000
Dear user firstname.lastname@example.org,
Your account has been used to send a huge amount of spam during the last week.
Probably, your computer was compromised and now contains a hidden proxy server.
We recommend you to follow our instruction in order to keep your computer safe.
Have a nice day,
The dave.org.uk team.
"The dave.org.uk team"? But that's me. So now I'm sending myself viruses