By popular demand -- in one day since I posted ye olde dahut texts I received numerous friendly DAAAAHUUUT!!!s and a fair amount of questions -- Acme::Dahut is now on CPAN. It doesn't do much yet, but already exhibits some nascent Dahut-behaviour.
If you know of anything you'd like it to do, just drop me a note. The official support channel is #axkit (now on irc.rhizomatic.net).