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My wife works as an editor for a local newspaper and she can bring the baby to work in her office. Problem is, the baby is a draw for onlookers. People stop by and pick her up and play, then move on and the baby is left wanting more. So it can be a problem. So my wife wrote this:

If I'm a happy baby

And I am playing well,

Please do not disturb me

'Cause I'll give my mother hell.
                                                                                                                                                               

But if I'm crying loudly

And making a big bad scene,

Feel free:

Pick me up and walk around

So all can hear me scream.

I think it's great.