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Friday May 10, 2002

06:06 AM

[ #4809 ]

Have a screaming child? There is one sure fire method I've found that keeps them happy no matter how hungry he is.

Put her under a ceiling fan and walk away. They will smile, stare, and laugh. It's wonderful.

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Always a way (Score:2)

by lachoy (1663)

One of my friends found that running the vacuum cleaner was the only way to get their child to calm down/sleep. They felt pretty silly running it at three in the morning :-)
Yup (Score:2)

by gnat (29)

William loved the ceiling fan. Thought it was high comedy. Now he thinks fart jokes and pratfalls are funny. I have a budding British comedy enthusiast on my hands.
--Nat