Cosby has a show on TNN called "Kids Say the Darnest Things". I realized, my kids will say the darndest things. I can't wait to ask them all sorts of questions that eventually lead to my daughter saying "I want to be a movie star when I grow up. Then I'll go to a movie star studio, get in a movie star car and go to bed with another movie star."
In other related news, how do I get my Lava Lamp to only have large blobs of goo. Right now there are some large blobs but thousands of tiny ones. Perhaps it's because it's only been on for 12 hours.